Awesome Con D.C. 2014 Aftermath

Awesome Con

This past weekend’s Awesome Con in Washington DC was a fantastic show! It was great to meet people in the nation’s capital and introduce them to the wonders of Poop Office. Also, I got to see Cary Elwes behind a curtain from far away! I didn’t have to wait in line or nothing!

Here are some fun quotes overheard at my table this year:

  • [Speaking to her child] Let’s go.
  • As soon as I heard the word “poop” it changed my life.
  • Do they poop humans? Because I just learned where babies come from and I don’t like it!
  • I can’t decide if this is brilliant or horrible.
  • The disgustingness drew me in.
  • [To child] Read this comic. This is what office life is like. That really happens!
  • [Looking at cover to issue #4] Hopefully that’s lemonade.
  • I want a poop plushie, but my parents won’t let me! [Later came back and got one]
  • What’s “2 Girls 1 Mug”? I don’t get it.
  • Do you ever regret making your comic about poop?
  • Oh look, there’s urine in that water cooler.
  • [Speaking on a cell phone] Yeah, I’m over here at the poop table.
  • Can you make [a comic] about Congress?

Awesome Con DC 2014 Table

Small Press Expo 2013 Aftermath

My short, nine-day convention season has ended with the conclusion of this weekend’s Small Press Expo. It was as fun and strange as it always is. Saw lots of cool stuff, got Magic Whistle #13 signed by Sam Henderson (one of his funniest issues yet), and met lots of people at my tiny half-table. Thank you to everyone who stopped by and said hello and/or bought some of my stuff!

It was a less quotable convention than some others I’ve been to, but there were some gems:

  • (Parent to child) Don’t fondle the poop!
  • I like the conceit of your comic.
  • Surprisingly funny.
  • I didn’t know there were people who understood my humor.
  • I think this was made for me.
  • (Person next to them chimes in) No, I think it was made for me.
  • After [reading] two pages, I’m sold.

And this year’s winner:

I’ll see you in April 2014 at the Awesome Con D.C.!

Baltimore Comic-Con 2013 Aftermath

The Baltimore Comic-Con was a ton of fun as usual. A big thank you to everyone who stopped by my table and said hello. Now enjoy some choice quotes from this year:

  • I work with people who look like that.
  • I’m so done.
  • Gross.
  • My dog sleeps with the poop [that I bought from you last year]. It’s the only poop I won’t yell at him for leaving.
  • You had me at “poop.”
  • I can’t even process this.
  • (Speaking on cell phone) Where are you? We’re right by Poop Office. Yes, Poop Office. No, Poop Office.
  • This is stinking amazing.
  • Ick.
  • Thank you for sharing your poop with me.
  • I was told to come here and pick up poop.
  • This is surprisingly interesting.
  • Much better than Dilbert.
  • My favorite type of office is a poop office.
  • That shit feels good.
  • That’s so gross. Why are they cute?
  • I want me some poop!
  • Really?
  • This is the crappiest toy alive.
  • Well, that stinks.
  • Psht.

And the winner this year:

  • Who’s idea was this? I’d like to slap him!

Bonus – Overheard at the convention (but not at my table):

  • Little girl: Excuse me.
    Another person: Oh, you’re not in the way.
    Little girl: No, I said “excuse me” because I farted.

See you next year for Baltimore’s first THREE DAY CON!

Baltimore Comic-Con 2011 Aftermath

A BIG thank you to everyone who came to see me this past weekend at the

I thought it might be fun to post some of the comments

and reactions I got from people who stopped by my table. Enjoy!

– That’s stupid. Who would buy this?

– Thank you for making me smile.

– How can poop poop? Mysteries of the universe.

– You didn’t make this, did you?

– You have made my day already.

– Poop Office. What the hell is this?

– Is one of the characters named Sir Poops-a-Lot?

– This is, like, the coolest comic!

– My attention has been completely grabbed. The title alone… I’m sold.

– This is better than Mr. Hankey.

– This is so random.

– Aw, no!

– Tell me about your poop!

– It’s almost irresistible. 

– I like poop.

Smashed Poopert action figure thanks you, too!

See you in September at SPX (Small Press Expo) in Bethesda, MD!!