I’ve gotten some fan art that kids have drawn over the years, but I never got around to posting it until now. Enjoy!
Tag: poop
HeroesCon 2015 Aftermath!
I’m still recovering from this weekend’s HeroesCon. It was our first trip there. I’d heard about how great this convention was my whole life, and it definitely lived up to the hype! Charlotte’s a beautiful city, the con was a true celebration of comic books, and the evening events had free guacamole! What more could you ask for? I want to send a big thank you to everyone we met this weekend! We definitely had a lot of fun and will probably be returning to HeroesCon sometime in the future.
Our table was literally right next to one of the bathrooms. It was so right next to it that people pointed it out more than once every 10-15 minutes (seriously, we counted), which was fun!
Here are some other things people said to us:
- I want to hold your poop in my hands.
- That’s so funny, I’m gonna die.
- It’s poop time.
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It’s awkward going to the bathroom right next to the poop sign.
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I don’t condone this.
- This needs to be made into a motion picture.
- I would invest in this.
- (Mother of two children joins them at the table) Of course this is where I would find my boys.
- (Smells one of the plush dolls) This smells like a stuffed animal.
- (Notices we’re right next to the bathroom) They got the Poop Office next to the poop office!
- This is probably the only time where you’d say, “Yes! I got seated next to the bathroom!”
There were a few kids that thought we were selling potato/peanut merchandise:
- Daddy, look! Potatoes!
- Look, potato people!
- It’s a peanut!
This con’s winner is the guy who managed to see through my entire scam!
- Really… you sell stuffed brown pillows and call it poop?
Honorable mention goes to the “y’all” comments we got:
- Y’all are hilarious.
- Y’all are brilliant.
- Y’all are crazy, you know that?
And now please take a moment of silence to remember those that didn’t make it:
RIP Smashy, Sleepy, Scar, and Befuddled
HeroesCon 2015
Poop Office is will be appearing at yet another convention! This time we’ll be at HeroesCon in Charlotte, North Carolina at the Charlotte Convention Center June 19-21. Follow the stink to Table AA-63 in Artist Alley, in the very back-right corner of the convention hall next to the restrooms.
Awesome Con DC 2015 Aftermath!
We had a fantastic time at Awesome Con DC this past weekend! It was great meeting everyone and spreading our poop around such a beautiful city.
Following my regular post-convention tradition, here are some funny things that were said at the Poop Office table:
- What the fuck?! Really?! Oh, you guys again! Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!
- (Looking at a poop plush) Child: Why is he sad? Mom: Because he doesn’t like his job.
- You are the best trollers since trolling began.
- I’ve never said “aww” about poop before.
- (Touches poop plush) That’s the softest poop I’ve ever felt.
- (Points at two poop plushes placed behind a smaller catnip toy) It’s a poop family!
- We poop all day and we party all night!
- I don’t get the poop thing. (The premise is explained to them) Okay, that makes sense.
- Mom (reading the slogan on our T-shirt): “Do you think your job stinks?” Child: No, I think your job stinks!
- (Referring to our poop action figures, which look like but are not candy) I was gonna eat poop.
- Why?
- You must work for the government.
- I wanna drop a turd in my boss’s office.
- That’s gross. It’s beautiful, though.
- Wait, that’s a toilet?
- I’m not paying for poop.
- (Looks at the table for a while) Eh! (Leaves quickly)
- *I don’t have the exact quote, but someone explained to me why anal sex is gross (answer: the poop)*
And the winner for best line from Awesome Con goes to…
- (Gestures to a Poop Office comic book) They’re made of molecules. Everything is made of molecules. Even paper, trees, if you look really close, it’s made of molecules.
Later this month we’re going to be appearing in Artist Alley at HeroesCon in Charlotte, North Carolina (June 19-21), so if you’re in the area, stop by and see us! Just look for the giant Poop Office signs.
Awesome Con DC 2015!
Poop Office and I’ll be at Awesome Con DC this weekend (May 29-31) at the beautiful Walter E. Washington Convention Center in Washington DC!
You can find me and my poops in Artist Alley at Table L1 (right on the aisle next to the exhibitors). Stop by and fart hello!
Poop Office for free at Gorilla King Comics on May 2
If you’re going to be in the Fells Point area of Baltimore, Maryland for Free Comic Book Day this Saturday, May 2, stop by Gorilla King Comics. They’ll be offering some free copies of Poop Office along with all kinds of other cool stuff! There’s even a sale and a raffle going on! That’s good!
It’s that time of year again!!!! Free comic book day is coming up on May 2nd, and we’re going to be having tons of FREE…
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They’re located at 1711 Aliceanna St, Baltimore, Maryland 21231.
Poop Office – The Job Inturdview
To celebrate National Boss’s Day, take this new Job Inturdview character quiz and
find out which empooyee you’re the most like!
Click the image above to take the quiz.
Baltimore Comic-Con 2014 Aftermath!
Hey, check out this crappy photo I took of my table with my iPad. The camera on this thing sucks.
But y’know what didn’t suck? This year’s Baltimore Comic-Con! It was bigger and longer than ever! I got to meet a lot of really nice folks and see some old friends. I also bought some comics and met Joel from MST3K. He was sitting next to Chewbacca.
Some interesting things were also said at my table. Here’s a list of the best:
- Adorbs!
- I love Poop Office. So does everybody in my office!
- This piqued my interest for some reason. I’m concerned about myself.
- You seem like the right one to ask: Where are the bathrooms?
- I feel weird holding a poop in my hand.
- You guys are disturbed. But I like it.
- This has been the talk of the town all day.
- My son loves his doodie
- [To her friend after pointing at Poopina on the cover of issue #2] That’s you!
- That’s ingenious and disgusting.
- [Choosing a button to buy] I’ll take the one with the penis.
- Child: This is the best thing I’ve seen in my entire life.
Mom: You’re young. - Child: Mom, would you like a [poop] action figure?
Mom: I can make my own myself, thanks. - [Buys his wife a poop button] Don’t say I never bought you shit!
- Why can’t I have an action figure in the bathroom?
[His girlfriend responds] You make plenty of action figures in the bathroom. - I’m so glad that this exists.
- I think this is the best thing I’ve seen here today.
- I can’t wait to tell everyone!
- I can’t stand it. I’m in love.
- [To her kids] No Poop Office, c’mon!
- Here’s Poop Office! [To his friend] Huh, I thought this was something you were making up.
- Oh my god… [more distressed] Oh my god… [minute or two later] Oh my god…This is really interesting.
- Mom, are you having fun smelling the poop?
And the winner for best thing said at my table at this year’s Baltimore Comic-Con goes to something that was said to my editor-girlfriend who was sitting next to me at the table and helps me sell poop stuff…
Not to offend you or anything, but you have the most masculine handshake of any woman I’ve met today.
The poops are ready for the Baltimore Comic-Con!
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Stop by table A162 to see all the poops in person!
