The Baltimore Comic-Con was a ton of fun as usual. A big thank you to everyone who stopped by my table and said hello. Now enjoy some choice quotes from this year:

• I work with people who look like that.
• I’m so done.
• Gross.
• My dog sleeps with the poop [that I bought from you last year]. It’s the only poop I won’t yell at him for leaving.
• You had me at “poop.”
• I can’t even process this.
• (Speaking on cell phone) Where are you? We’re right by Poop Office. Yes, Poop Office. No, Poop Office.
• This is stinking amazing.
• Ick.
• Thank you for sharing your poop with me.
• I was told to come here and pick up poop.
• This is surprisingly interesting.
• Much better than Dilbert.
• My favorite type of office is a poop office.
• That shit feels good.
• That’s so gross. Why are they cute?
• I want me some poop!
• Really?
• This is the crappiest toy alive.
• Well, that stinks.
• Psht.

And the winner this year:

• Who’s idea was this? I’d like to slap him!

Bonus – Overheard at the convention (but not at my table):

• Little girl: Excuse me.
  Another person: Oh, you’re not in the way.
  Little girl: No, I said “excuse me” because I farted.

See you next year for Baltimore’s first THREE DAY CON!