We had a fantastic time at Awesome Con DC this past weekend! It was great meeting everyone and spreading our poop around such a beautiful city.
Following my regular post-convention tradition, here are some funny things that were said at the Poop Office table:
- What the fuck?! Really?! Oh, you guys again! Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!
- (Looking at a poop plush) Child: Why is he sad? Mom: Because he doesn’t like his job.
- You are the best trollers since trolling began.
- I’ve never said “aww” about poop before.
- (Touches poop plush) That’s the softest poop I’ve ever felt.
- (Points at two poop plushes placed behind a smaller catnip toy) It’s a poop family!
- We poop all day and we party all night!
- I don’t get the poop thing. (The premise is explained to them) Okay, that makes sense.
- Mom (reading the slogan on our T-shirt): “Do you think your job stinks?” Child: No, I think your job stinks!
- (Referring to our poop action figures, which look like but are not candy) I was gonna eat poop.
- Why?
- You must work for the government.
- I wanna drop a turd in my boss’s office.
- That’s gross. It’s beautiful, though.
- Wait, that’s a toilet?
- I’m not paying for poop.
- (Looks at the table for a while) Eh! (Leaves quickly)
- *I don’t have the exact quote, but someone explained to me why anal sex is gross (answer: the poop)*
- (Gestures to a Poop Office comic book) They’re made of molecules. Everything is made of molecules. Even paper, trees, if you look really close, it’s made of molecules.